SwimCreative introduces its new line
of male compensation swimwear.

Not approved by the US Coastgaurd as a personal flotation device.

If your patent-pending Shwing Suit sponge insert stays engorged more than 4 hours, seek immediate help from a lifeguard. Do not use Shwing Suit if you take Flintstones vitamins combined with malt liquor as this may cause a sudden, unsafe and utterly unexplainable drop in blood pressure. Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to engage in attention seeking beach activity. If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha blockers, your doctor may start you on a smaller-sized Shwing Suit sponge.

If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts while enjoying your Shwing Suit, it's probably something you ate. Never go back to that Chinese buffet again. Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people using advanced beachwear technology. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, take the Shwing Suit insert out of your ear.

Remember the Shwing Suit is not for everybody. It is only for those with $19.99 or access to someone's credit card.